Toddler Truth Of The Day 10-31-09

Even Super Mom needs a little help sometimes.

Toddler Truth Of The Day 10-30-09

Mommy tongues are slimy and fun to touch.

Toddler Truth Of The Day 10-29-09

Two of the best moments in motherhood:

Seeing your child after you've been apart all day and putting them to bed after you've been together all day.

Toddler Truth Of The Day 10-28-09

Plastic playground slides are relatively safe (for kids), therefore it is entirely unnecessary for mom to recklessly throw herself down one after her wayward toddler.



Results at bottom of slide:

Toddler - Completely unharmed and giggling.

Mom - Not so much.

Toddler Truth Of The Day 10-27-09

Nothing halts a grocery store meltdown like stolen* food.



*stolen - not quite yet paid for

Toddler Truth Of The Day 10-26-09

Chicken nuggets taste better when you shove them in your mouth all at once.



**Not Shown**

Mom makes funny faces when you decide you've had enough and spit them all back out.

Toddler Truth Of The Day 10-25-09

There is a positive correlation between amount of whining and mom's willingness to make chicken nuggets for dinner...again.